Trevor Honeshroom an amazing West Lonny YouTube trained chemist and biological engineer is currently conducting a COVID-19 vaccination trial with local volunteers who are more than happy to lend a hand in the homo sapien trials for the greater good of humanity. It is understood that the first incarnation of the vaccine contained all natural products including Psilocybin mushrooms, honey, cinnamon and the most important ingredient love. Mr Honeshroom said that Initial results have been promising with test subjects reporting that they haven’t felt more healthy, happy and in touch with reality in years, the totally selfless dedicated and fearless participants in the trial have vowed to continue testing until a cure has been found. “These guys are bloody machines” Mr Honeshroom added with a steely gaze. When asked if there had been any negative side effects Mr Honeshroom said “It appears that participants require higher levels of sodium in the form of salt and vinegar chips and some have seen blood alcohol levels rising through boutique beer consumption which may or may not be linked to the vaccine. Barry Joytobbler a trial participant said “Yeh nah, mate I’m just doing my bit to try to bring an end to this”.
World first Covid-19 vaccine trials in West Lonny.
