Increasingly locals are reporting groups of middle-aged men, gathering in both bush and dunes, wearing nothing but loin cloths and in many cases nothing at all. These are not perverts, this is the flourishing Nature Boys movement.
Never ones to miss out, the boys at Subway Sauna have joined this year’s Climate Change initiative by adopting a sustainable Nature Boy aesthetic for summer. The recent appearance of local mystic and spiritual guru “one dog” [née 2 dogs] (whose sustainable lifestyle continues to prove an abject lesson for all) seems to have inspired this move towards a simpler, more sustainable way of life.
Nature Boy Rusty Tip explains “We are creating safe-spaces where groups of men can gather to drink eucalyptus infused beer, recite free-form poetry and look at each others balls. Needless to say, we hope to see lots of new members in the coming months”.
Huzzah for the Nature Boys..!
