Sex workers from Calcium Park, the notorious Red Light District of Point Lonsdale have found a novel loophole to remain working throughout lockdown. Currently, sex workers are banned due to Covid Risks, yet strangely hair dressers are not. Using this loophole, the dozen or more sex workers have continued servicing clients, with the twist of a happy ending, becoming either a trim or a shave down.
Stella (not her real name)was happy to provide some comments to our reporters about how she now finishes each session with either a pube shave or a blurter waxing and bleach. “Look, no one wants to break the laws and endanger people, but we have no cases in Calcium and I need the money to send my kids to an expensive Geelong College that isn’t even open.
Clients have enjoyed the extra servicing, but Stella does note a sense of apprehension in regard to people wanting close contact, and specifically, a bad haircut. More to Come…
