Inspired by the success of the No Lights No Lycra dance night for podgy women, local man Dave Angel has started a companion evening for the beleaguered parents of West Lonny. Dave promises a night of complete silence with no talking, no music, no lights and no dancing. It’s for parents who just want to get out of the house and have a break says Dave, who will be charging $5.00 on the door.
In contrast to Dave’s evening of studied silence, our friends at Subway Sauna tell us that they too will be hosting an evening to be called No Lights No Clothing. Subway Sauna regular and ‘helping hand’ Dick Tickle tells us that each attendee will receive a free bottle of Subway Sauna poppers and will be encouraged to strip naked and talk about the first thing that comes up.
