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Destination Calcium Park Set Back

Police are currently investigating the resuscitation of a 45 yr old Queenscliff man who was still in hospital 2 days after attending a Swingers Event in Calcium Park, as part of Destination Calcium Park.

As we reported last month, Calcium Park is a registered Swingers Club that has given priority to young progressive healthy couples over families and more conservative people looking to buy in Point Lonsdale. 

The injured gentleman was rumored to be involved in some asphixiative acts and struggled to regain consciousness. Witnesses who wish to remain nameless have confirmed that the gentleman was having a great time performing ‘autoerotic asphyxiation’ with 2 couples at a house known as the Brake Rim Ranch. “It’s like a mountaineer getting caught in an avalanche, you know these kind of events are possible, but that adds to the excitement” said one of the young ladys. The owners of the house have been allowed to return now that the scene has been investigated and cleaned.

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