Thinking of coming to the Bellarine for the rolling vistas and unspoilt views…? Well you can sod off … unless, of course, you are a fan of Liberal Stephanie Asher then it’s happy days.
In what many nature lovers are calling an act of political vandalism it’s thought that 80% of fields on the Bellarine now feature an omnipotent blue and white sign that is designed to break both the viewers tranquil mood and fore-shadow the Metricon Community Hubs to follow.
Hormonal West Lonny mother Karen Garmite is peeved. She says “I didn’t bloody ask for all these bloody posters spoiling my view of the f***king Bellarine”, while local Greens advocate and twat Dale Cheeseman was left questioning both his own reality and Mrs Asher’s ego when he saw her campaign bus beneath one of the many Liberal hoardings and out spilled Steph’s team wearing campaign T-shirts of their leaders smiling face. When “Big Sister” herself appeared, for one more photo-opportunity, it all became too much for Dale who says the incident left him “broken” and unable to milk his almonds for the rest of the day.
Steph’s team have promised to send both Dale and Karen a small box of crystallised fruits to make up for any inconvenience.
