Blue Lights Explanation

Borough traders take to illuminating their shop fronts with blue lights as seen in train station toilets and late night city buses to tackle lowlife festival revellers from finding veins to administer opioids via intravenous injection in their shops doorways. Local traders advocate Ronald Brokesworth said “we don’t mind the white collar professionals like doctors and lawyers using opioids in the Borough for recreational relaxation purposes but I’ll be buggered if these low life’s will get a fix in the BOQ”. West Lonny Free Press roving reporter Henry Wanksworth special investigation into this issue has uncovered official police statistics that show Street opioid use is down 100% yet magic mushroom consumption has risen by 85% as lowlife trippers come to see the pretty lights and are calling them the Bellarine’s answer to the Aurora lights of the Antarctic just a lot colder and more bleak.